siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

Detergent

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First of all, who did this

First of all, who did this

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thagoodthings:

reallymang:

postwhitesociety:

grizmosley:

greedyshit:

postwhitesociety:

They killin tho!!

Us 💨

ALWAYS!! 🐻🐼💨

i keep re-watching this

ok but how ole girl in the gold wanna come RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM AND JUST *BE* THERE

^^^^ right

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I don’t know if I should laugh or cry

I don’t know if I should laugh or cry

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Jay-Z I …

Jay-Z I …

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This is my favorite cousin

This is my favorite cousin

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RIP you sweet sweet man.

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